SOS Bradbury Manor. If you guys are wondering where the gin is… and the advil, I had a bad night. This house will be the end of me, to say the least. Turns out Melanie was fucking the gay guys up stairs. The gay guys. BOTH OF THEM. Needless to say, I no longer live here. I hope everyone has a good semester. Here is the number you can reach me at: 1-800-SEXYTALKALLHOURS
Mayday,
<3 Jack Neiweem

